And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
this will be a night to untag.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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