I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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