I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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