I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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