It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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