Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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