My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I am midnight drunk by noon
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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