Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
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There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
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so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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