I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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