He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
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i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
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A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
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