someone get that fucking seahorse.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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