it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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