I'm going to rape someone's good day.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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