so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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