the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
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I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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