Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
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battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
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dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
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