Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
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Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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