This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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