why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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