my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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