I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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