sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
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