its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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