check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
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Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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