He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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