Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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