you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
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It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
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I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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