it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
he shaved USA in his pubs
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i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
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Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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