I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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