forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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