You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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