i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Randomize
