I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
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I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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