All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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