Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
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I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
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There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I love you. Go after that dick
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