There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i came on her dog
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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