is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
