Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
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