i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I look better un-naked...
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
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So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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