I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
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We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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