I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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