Whod you bang
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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