guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
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i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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