I look better un-naked...
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
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Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..