life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
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he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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