if i can run in heels then i can drive
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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