ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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