If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
The beer is more important than you right now.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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