By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.