from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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