Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
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Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
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He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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