They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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