I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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