You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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