Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
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Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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