i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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