She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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