Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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