Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
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