she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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