I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
My boob is missing a layer of skin
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Randomize
