you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
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if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
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We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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